RotK:
Gandalf: Remember, you are men of the West! Whatever comes through that door, you can stand!
Trolls: ROOARRGH!
Gandalf: Oops...
Random Orc: Late, as usual! Get ourra there, pirate scum!
Jack Sparrow: ARR!
Will Turner: *pathetically* Arr, matey!
Eowyn: Take the reins!
Merry: Whoa!
*swoop slash duck*
Merry: Gee, it's a good thing that the Oliphaunt's TRIPLE THICK HIDES were forgotten, otherwise we'd be in deep trouble!
Sam: Maybe I can't carry It for you, but I can carry you!
*hoist*
Sam: Oomph, whoa, whoa, ahhhh!! *tumbles wildly down the mountain*
Pippin: I never thought it would end like this.
Gandalf: Death's not so bad. Really, it's like someone just gave you a cake. Or some candy floss. Or maybe, a big bag of popcorn. Or pumpernickle.
Pippin: Ah, pumpernickle.
I need to go to bed.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door
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