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Puns
Real men don't eat quiche lorien
I ordered my underwear from a Smeagol catalog.
The orks go on the left, the knives on the right.
The dinner special today is ork and beans.
All ork and no play makes Sam a dull boy.
Broadway! Time Square! New Ork City!
Troll-house cookies just melt in your mouth!
...nine, ten, elven, twelve..here I come!
He took a bad fall and may have broken his Feanor.
Tuor better than one.
I hope he wins the Tuor de France!
Oooh! Looks like another gloin injury folks!
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