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Old 07-17-2001, 08:48 PM   #65
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Puns

Real men don't eat quiche lorien

I ordered my underwear from a Smeagol catalog.

The orks go on the left, the knives on the right.

The dinner special today is ork and beans.

All ork and no play makes Sam a dull boy.

Broadway! Time Square! New Ork City!

Troll-house cookies just melt in your mouth!

...nine, ten, elven, twelve..here I come!

He took a bad fall and may have broken his Feanor.

Tuor better than one.

I hope he wins the Tuor de France!

Oooh! Looks like another gloin injury folks!






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