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Old 07-13-2001, 03:42 PM   #60
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Puns

I squished a big strider and flushed it down the toilet.

There's a &quot;daddy longshanks!&quot;

Your table is weady. Wight this way!

Enter the contest today, anduin a trip for two!

Jan Brady, &quot;That's all I EVER hear! Dead marshes, marshes, marshes!&quot;



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