Gandalf in a tutu!
Galadriel with 80's asymmetrical hair
Aragorn in tights and powdered wig. Think Louis 16th
Legolas with pink hair and pierced eyebrows.
Tom Bombadil with a bunch of piercings, all in black, looking very somber with dark circles round his eyes. And a heroin needle.
Arwen with a mohawk.
Boromir in "White Tree of Gondor boxers," trying to fight orcs, as they collapse on the ground in helpless glee.
Saruman leading an army of orcs, all in drag. With purses.
Gimli with a lightsaber, swinging it too vigorously and burning off bits of his beard.
Sauron applying sparkly blue mascara to his Eye.
The Fellowship in can-can dresses. Kick line.
Aragorn, looking perfectly normal except having huge, gigantic orange Converse hi-tops. THE DUCKMAN!!
Saruman skipping through the fields gleefully making daisy chains and putting them round the necks of orcs.
Gandalf outside Isengard. He rings the doorbell. He has a bunch of flowers and a heart-shaped box of candy behind his back. (aak! ok, couldnt resist...)
Legolas running into the woods with an enormous flamethrower and a devilish grin on his face.
Faramir slapping Denethor when he's mean to him, and then stalking out of the room crying, soap-opera style.
Eomer and Eowyn bickering over who gets to use the bathroom first; Theoden having to break the cookie in half for them to share.
Someone calling Boromir "Gondorboy."
Boromir calling someone a "tark" and spitting in their face.
Legolas spitting in someone's face.
Gandalf with pipeweed withdrawal.
Hobbits trying to screw in a lightbulb with no ladder.
Frodo and Sam skipping happily through Mordor, and flipping off Shelob.
Gollum talking with proper grammar, and not crawling around or biting anyone.
Claustrophobic Gimli.
Gandalf realizing that, for all his wizardly wisdom, he just DOES NOT KNOW how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!
Gandalf realizing that, for all his wizardly wisdom, he just DOES NOT KNOW where that stupid Waldo is?!?!
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