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Yes, Earendil and Elwing will have their twin sons, and the camera will swing in to focus on... a baby with a receeding hairline! Ahh!
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Horrible mental images!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
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The entire plot of the Silm will be replaced by "The Adventures of Legolas", a 48-hour epic in which Legolas kills Glaurung, recaptures all three Silmarils at the same time, makes obvious comments ("At the Nirnaeth Arnoediad, lots of people died"), and stunt-isizes.
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Don't tell PJ - he might steal the idea...
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Huon is basicly a giant Scooby Doo...
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...and Sauron a giant...chihuahua! Or a giant eye-dog... *
ponders on what an eye-dog might be*
- The War of Wrath will end in a catastrophic nuclear explosion that sinks Beleriand...(hey, someone has to use the nuke!)
- Galdor will disappear, and probably Hador, too.
- Melkor is...a giant nose!
Later days!
->Elenrod
<font size=1 color=339966>[ 10:34 PM December 22, 2003: Message edited by: Nilpaurion Felagund ]