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The Glorfindel who killed a Balrog in Gondolin will be replaced by Arwen. Great.
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Yes, Earendil and Elwing will have their twin sons, and the camera will swing in to focus on... a baby with a receeding hairline! Ahh!
Turin will carry around a "nice shiny dagger". Niniel will be played by Orlando Bloom, because after all, who could tell the difference? The Tale of Turambar will be regarded as dramatic enough, but lacking in comic relief (well, duh), so Gwindor will become a comedian.
Legolas will show up in Valinor, because, after all, he's the one who sold LOTR, so why shouldn't Leggy-lasses get the opportunity to drool for another 15 hours?
OK, forget all of that. The entire plot of the Silm will be replaced by "The Adventures of Legolas", a 48-hour epic in which Legolas kills Glaurung, recaptures all three Silmarils at the same time, makes obvious comments ("At the Nirnaeth Arnoediad, lots of people died"), and stunt-isizes.