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Old 12-16-2003, 07:07 PM   #8
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They will extremely dramatize the murder of Finwë, and turn it into a duel like something out of The Mask of Zorro. Even though the Dark Lord Morgoth will be wielding a gigantic mace, Finwë will manage to repeatedly wound him with a carving knife-size sword, until Morgoth loses his patience and breaks all of Finwë's ribs and causes severe internal bleeding with his mace. Morgoth will then take the Silmarils, and after gloating (which is what all Dark Lords do), will sweep out dramatically with a flourish of black cloak. Finwë, who has miraculously remained alive, will call the token butler-type chap, and get taken on a bier to where Fëanor is, gasp out his story to his son(s), and dramatically die (after whispering "Miriel, I am coming.) in Fëanor's arms. Then, Indis, Fingolfin, and Finarfin will all exchange extremely pitiable looks, while Fëanor randomly lets out a wild scream of anguish and curses Morgoth for all eternity.


Movie Plot 101, got to love it!


P.S. I do resent having to die though. Ah well, it's all for the audience. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 8:08 PM December 16, 2003: Message edited by: Finwe ]
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.
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