Back to the Meeting!
Nazgul Bob: Ok, the last meeting didn't go so hot.
Nazgul Willie: Don't say "hot" please.
Nazgul Bob: Fine. Today's meeting; A Discussion of the "FELLBEAST OR HORSE" Petition. Someone get the ball rolling.
Nazgul Larry: Fellbeasts
Nazgul Joe: Fellbeasts
Nazgul Tom: Fellbeasts
Nazgul Willie: Fellbeasts
Nazguls Mary and Sue: BUNNIES!
Nazgul Bob: Fellbeasts it is. Next issue, Gorgoroth National Park clean-up. That plateau is just swimming with recyclable materials.
Nazgul Tom: Like what?
Nazgul Joe: Severed heads.
Nazgul Willie: Mmmm...dinner
Nazgul Mary and Sue: Ewwwww *followed by giggles*
Nazgul Larry: Get Gothmog to do it.
Nazgul Tom: Or that mouth guy.
Nazgul Larry: You mean the Mouth of Sauron.
Nazgul Tom: Yeah, yeah, the guy who can't afford Listerine.
Nazgul Willie: Let's not get off topic.
Nazgul Mary and Sue: Whatever happened to the ear of Sauron.
Nazgul Larry: Melkor forgot that when handing out fiery lidless body parts.
Nazgul Mary and Sue: and nose.
Nazgul Larry: He might've had a nose once, but who once to smell orc-flesh all day long. I tell ya, Barad-dur stinks like a week old sock.
Nazgul Willie: Sauron wears socks?
Nazgul Tom: I would assume.
Nazgul Willie: Underwear?
Nazgul Mary and Sue: Sauron: Boxers or Briefs
Nazgul Bob: Ok, NO ONE wants to discuss Sauron's underwear.
Nazgul Cow: MOOOOOOO!
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"What mortal feels not awe/Nor trembles at our name,
Hearing our fate-appointed power sublime/Fixed by the eternal law.
For old our office, and our fame,"
-Aeschylus, Song of the Furies
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