Switch Sam and... hmm... Gollum.
Frodo: No, Sam! I'm going to Mordor alone!
Gollum: *comes running out of the woods* Of course you are, and I'm going with you!
Sam: *sneaky eyes* No, precious, it's our Masssster, yes!
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Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!
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