Keeping with what Tinny said:
- sneak in a bottle of nail polish remover, dip your hand in it, calmly set it ablaze, and wave it around in front of the person sitting behind you saying, "See, it doesn't hurt." Then proceed to blow it out. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] (For all those pyromaniacs.)
- Start lobbing mini-packs of Kleenex at random people saying, "Here, you're going to need these."
- When Shelob appears, DON'T yell "Mom?!?!?! What are you doing on-screen?!?!?!" [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.
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