These are hysterical! I particularly enjoyed Saucepan Man's.
Name(that you go by): Morgoth Bauglir
Age: I could tell you, but I would have to kill you.
Occupation: Lord of All, Giver of Freedom
Future Aspirations: Re-entering Arda.
Short term goals: Sitting in Darkness, brooding, watching the guard, waiting for him to sleep, brooding, always brooding....
Passion: Supreme Lordship
Hobbies: Attaining Supreme Lordship
Famous for (okay this is where you bet to brag about yourself): EVERYTHING! I AM LORD OF ALL!
Fave book: Do It Yourself: Orc-Making
Fave movie: Anything with Orlando Bloom.
Fave sport: "Grond"ing
Fave store: Store of what? Store of orcs? Store of weapons?
Fave music: The beautiful discord I wrought in the Themes of the Ainur, back in the good ol' days.
What you can't stand: The Houses of Hurin and Feanor
What you plain dislike: Manwe
What you most love to do: Wage War
Your self-confessed flaws: Well, I'm trapped in a Void...
What intrigues you: The prospect of NOT being trapped in a Void.
What scares you: The Second Prophecy of Mandos
Quotation to live by: "It's Hammertime!" (What I said to Fingolfin before we fought).
[ September 05, 2003: Message edited by: Lord of Angmar ]
__________________
...where the instrument of intelligence is added to brute power and evil will, mankind is powerless in its own defence.
|