[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Name(s) (that you go by): Saruman of the Many Colours, Saruman the Wise, Saruman of the White Hand, Curumo, Curunír
Age: A lot older than you.
Occupation: Chief of the Heren Istarion (don't you forget that, Gandalf, you old vagrant!)
Future Aspirations: To find the One Ring, overthrow the Dark Lord and finally bring back some order to this benighted world. My order.
Goal in life: To rule the world in benevolent wisdom, by any means
Short term goals: Finding the One Ring, and keeping Sauron sweet until I can crush him with it.
Passion: Pipe-weed
Hobbies: Blowing smoke rings, stamp collecting, making Rings of Power
Famous for (okay this is where you get to brag about yourself): Being the wisest and most knowledgeable person in Middle-earth. Read that and weep, Gandalf the Grey!

Fave book: The Scroll of Isildur
Fave movie: Generally I just stay in and watch the Palantír
Fave sport: I'm a loremaster who smokes. How likely is it that I should be concerned with sport?
Fave store: Annatar's Discount Rings
Fave music: Singing. I have a good Voice, even if I say so myself

What you can't stand: People being given Rings of Fire when they clearly came after me. Said people then strutting about, sneering at me in council and questioning my authority. I especially dislike it when those unworthy folk question my motives and wisdom. You know who you are.
What you plain dislike: The house of Eorl: petty upstart kings!
Who you admire: My master Aulë. I admire him almost as much as I admire myself.
What you most love to do: Smoke pipe-weed while reading old scrolls about the Rings
Your self-confessed flaws: I have no flaws
What intrigues/fascinates you: Gandalf's inexplicable popularity among the Wise
What scares you: The idea that this grey-clad loon should guide the White Council more than I, his superior both in wisdom and station.
Quotation to live by: "It has seldom been heard of that Gandalf the Grey sought for aid, one so cunning and so wise, wandering about the lands, and concerning himself in every business, whether it belongs to him or not."
Additional comments: I am the chief Istar! I, Saruman the Ring-Maker! What does that scruffy old tramp know about colours anyway? As if I would abandon wisdom! It's him that spends his time speaking to hairy-footed midgets!