Quote:
Frodo: *whispering* Strider, is it just me, or has Naz gotten eerily silent as of late..?
Aragorn: She's fading. It's all about that .00000000000003 miles distance she's got. It's not much bigger than an atomic unit.
Pip: How does a ranger know about atomic units?
Aragorn: I WAS raised in Rivendell, I'm not your average ignorant moron.
Pip: Next you'll tell me she's phase-shifted into another dimension. Have you been watching Star Trek lately?
Aragorn: Watch it or they'll delete your post.
Frodo: .00000000000003 miles, eh? I'm beginning to feel a little... thin. How thin does overscraped butter get, anyway?
Aragorn: About that thin, at least by the time you turn nto a wraith.
*Naz fades gracefully and elegantly in and out by exactly .00000000000003 miles distance
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*laughs* mark12_30 (can I call you mark? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] ) , that was really funny!^ ^
Sapphire... if you really want it spoiled... I'll PM you...
My miles:
You have walked 344.98 miles.
You have reached the Great East Road again (342).
It is 3.01999999999998 miles to the next landmark. You still have 113.02 miles to Rivendell.
"I am afraid we must go back to the Road here for a while,' said Strider. 'We have now come to the River Hoarwell, that the Elves call Mitheithel. It flows down out of the Ettenmoors, the troll-fells north of Rivendell, and joins the Loudwater away in the South. Some call it the Greyflood after that. It is a great water before it finds the Sea. There is no way over it below its sources in the Ettenmoors, except by the Last Bridge on which the Road crosses.'