I can see the Nazgul Instant Messaging each other, using stolden technology.
Nazgul 1: Hey, guess what?
Nazgul 2: What?
Nasgul 1: That's What!
Now we know how Elrond and Galadrial allways knew what was happening, they were the leaders of the EBI! (Elven Bureau of Investigation) They had Sauron bugged! The EBI also contracted Sauruman to take down some enemys, but we know how that turned out. Hey, this is starting to sound like Real Earth!
Ah Ha! You realise why it took the fellowship so long to leave Rivendell? You couldn't get them off of the internet!
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