Probably something along the lines of:
"Oh, Gee. I knew there was something I meant to do - wipe out the hobbits. Dang."
OR
"Hey, I smell bacon. Wait a minute..."
OR
"Oi! Who's been cooking onions again?!"
OR
He was listening to Nirvana "Scentless Apprentice" singing the last bit : "You can't fire me because I quit, throw me in the fire and I won't throw a fit"
Yeah, Ok, I'll shut up now. It seemed funny at the time.
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