*Sauron is plotting in Barad-dur*
"Ha ha ha...my plan is almost complete."
*senses Frodo putting on the Ring*
"What?!? No! That's my ring! Get it off your bony little finger, ya dirty hobbit!"
*tunes in on his Palantir*
"Wait a minute, what's happening? Dude--no! Ah, man! That's just gross! No, no! Wait! Watch where you're prancing! No! STUPID--"
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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