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Old 08-30-2003, 10:49 AM   #1
Horse-Maiden of the Shire
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
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Horse-Maiden of the Shire has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

*Sauron is plotting in Barad-dur*

"Ha ha ha...my plan is almost complete."

*senses Frodo putting on the Ring*

"What?!? No! That's my ring! Get it off your bony little finger, ya dirty hobbit!"

*tunes in on his Palantir*

"Wait a minute, what's happening? Dude--no! Ah, man! That's just gross! No, no! Wait! Watch where you're prancing! No! STUPID--"
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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