I can picture Elrond, Galadriel, Gandalf, and Saurman playing 'light as a feather, stiff as a board, straight as a nail' with one of the hobbits. We used to play that at camp all the time.
Elrond, Galadriel, Gandalf, Saurman: Light as a feather, stiff as a board, straight as a nail... Light as a feather, stiff as a board, straight as a nail... Light as a feather...
Pippen: Ok you guys are raising me up too high!
Saurman: Shut up you twerp!
:Pippen falls to the floor: Owwww...
Elrond to Saurman: You morron you broke our concentration when we just got him 3 feet off the ground! Now we have to start all over!
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Legolas 20 ales later: I feel something, a slight tingling in my fingers. I think it's affecting me.
Figwit on his name: Are you suggesting that I have the wit of a fig?
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