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Imagine him trying to play dodgeball! Gollum grabs the ball, then bashes his head into it
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*Gollum takes the ball and throws it at himself and misses.*
Gollum: No fair Precioussss!
Smeagol: Ha! We Beatsss you!
*Then he gets mad at himself and repeatedly hits himself with the ball, for 3 hours.*