Wow... and I always thought America was so great. But you have no Haribos, and supposedly you have no crisps! Argh!
About the Gnome Passes: They were originally given to annoying short people (how I acquired one) but then they became a sign of... er... Gnomliness. Everybody wanted one, and so the Elder Gnomes (of whom I am one) started distributing them on a larger scale. 6 teachers have them, and many many pupils. Son we will have a Gnome Party.
You know your obsessed when you stop fearing spiders just because you know they are nothing compared to Ungoliantė or even Shelob.
When your braces will be blue and yellow in honour of Tom Bombadil.
When you constantly talk about LotR, prompting another fan to come up to you and say "You're a LotR freak, arn't you? So am I." (I gave him the BD site address.)
When you are playing hockey and the biased referee (a kid) gives the other team a foul because you keep talking about elves. [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]
When one of your long term goals in life is to read LotR once a year.
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