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s, umm...what should they be?
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Cheerleaders should be Keebler elfs. Those are the most evil things on the face of Middle-Earth.
--When you spell the word 'gray' in the English manner, 'grey,' rather than the American manner because you've read the words Gandalf the
Grey so many times.
--When your best friend (who designs and makes costumes) says she'll let you borrow one of the dresses she's made that looks like an elvish dress to wear to RotK premiere, but only if you don't talk about LotR for a while. You actually decide that a dress to wear to the opening night is worth it.
--You dance with glee when someone tells you that you look like an elf.
--Your best friend got tired of you not wearing make-up and just doing your hair in a ponytail, so she convinced you that you would look more like an elf if you wore your hair down and made it wavy. She was right!
--Your best friend tries to convince you that jeans don't look elvish and that you should wear a dress.