Number One: You carry around a horn that you blow occasionally and say "The Horn of Gondor speaks! Shut up!"
Number Two: You play 'Orc Orc Uruk-Hai' at small children's birthday parties.
Number Three: You follow your sister to movies starring Orlando Bloom [z.b. Pirates of the Caribbean] just to see if he mentions a fellowship or a ring of power [thank heavens for Johnny Depp].
[/B]Viva la Gondor, Love ya Elanor Took![/B]
"Ai! Ai! A Balrog! A Balrog is come!"
J'adore les ecureuils!
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