[Daewen]

You look at your seven year old sisters yellow golashes and immedietly think she stole Tom's boots.

You think that Sherlock Holmes must be a very tall hobbit since he smokes so much pipe weed.

When your father explains that Sherlock Holmes smokes tobacco, and not pipe weed, you say 'what's tobacco, precious? no tobacco is not real no precious it's not. tricksy author makes us think it is, but we knows he lies!' *gollum* *gollum*

To persuade you to come do something, your friends say 'we can watch lord of the rings if you...'

You've begun to wonder why a man will give his fiancee an evil ring as a token of his love.

You nearly wrote 'tolkien of his love' rather that tokien.