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Old 08-14-2003, 11:08 AM   #2
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Well I think we all know what Sam would be. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] The same thing he is in Middle Earth, a gardener.

I think doing Denethor would be funner though. Here goes.
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Denethor sat in his spacious office on the fourth floor of the GonDor, Inc. office building. He was quite furious, his thick brows scrunched up and his black eyes curled with anger. A business representative of Sauron Multimedia had just called his office to inform him that it wished to acquire his company as part of a buyout. On top of that, Denethor was having trouble with a young man in accounting who believed that he was the rightful heir to the presidency of the company, being descended from its founder John S. Ildur.

He had called his annoying attorney (who also happened to be his son), to meet with the Multimedia superpower and tell them that he was not interested in a buyout, although he knew that eventually he would probably be swayed. It was imminent. Sauron Multimedia was too great and powerful a force for a small company like GonDor, Inc. to resist. They were monopolizing, and it enfuriated Denethor.

His son the attorney walked in, wearing a cheap suit and a messy head of hair. Ever since his eldest son had left the family business to pursue a career in some far-off area of the country, he had been stuck with his youngest, and far stupider son, as his chief attorney.

"What is it?" he snapped at his son as he walked in. "Shouldn't you be meeting with the Multimedia attorneys?"

"They called me and made a preliminary offer, dad," said his son. "I think we should hold out. I personally think Sauron Multimedia should be wiped off the face of the earth."

"What was the offer?" asked Denethor.

"Two billion."

Denethor smiled. He knew the company could not hold out against an offer such as this for too long. They were simply too powerful.

He pulled out a lighter, and grinned as he began setting his office aflame.

[ August 14, 2003: Message edited by: Lord of Angmar ]
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