Nureldawen, I'm completely with you on that one. I've got curly hair (eau de naturale), the hair on my legs & big toe grows rapidly, I have olive skin. On the other hand, I'm tall, gracefully long limbs, reddish lips, sparkily eyes. (I also try to be elvenly graceful)
Someone probably said this already, but clear rubber bands on the ears. Curling gel or perm. Brown mascara (brush lightly on legs & feet). Brown hair dye (hobbit). Blonde dye (elf). Black dye (either one).
Blue or brown (or grey or green) contacts.
You sort them out.