Just wear trousers, braces, no shoes, curl your hair as much as is humanly possible, and constantly keep a pipe in your mouth. And get an unnaturally tall man dressed as a wizard to stand next to you. Or just stay on your knees the whole time.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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