-After wearing it and finding out that you're not invisible, you return your Ring to the store, claiming that it "doesn't work"
-You track down the factory your Ring was made in so that you can cast it into the firey chasm from whence it came
-You knock out some poor factory workers in doing so.
-You had to show this site to your doctor to prove that there really are others like you.
-You speak Elvish to the milk in the bottom of your cereal bowl, hoping it will show you the scouring of your hometown.
Heh heh heh... This thread gives me some great ideas...thanks, guys! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] ...Hey! Wait! that's another!
-This thread isn't a warning to you, it's where you pick up ideas...
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October 20, 2005 - 1st Annual Golden Ring Marathon! Spread the Word!
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