It was so obvious what they had intended to do. DO you really think Gandalf fell in with the Balrog at Moria? He could have easily pulled himself back up, but he was weighed down by theses signs he was carrying they wanted him to put them up at Mt. Doom. This is how it would have gone.
1st sign-Free pipe-weed. Hobbits jump in Ring goes boom.
2nd sign-Free manicures. Legolas jumps in.
3rd sign-Disco Fever. Boromir jumps in.
4th sign-Free Mithril and deep dark caves. Gimli jumps in.
5th sign-Are you a long lost king? Well what are you waitin'for?Jump right in. Aragorn jumps in.
And then Gandalf trips over Elrond's foot which appears out of nowhere and falls in.
Elrond: I have done it. I have managed to eliminae the most irritating dudes of Ea.
Meanwhile in Mt.Doom everybodys partying in Sauron's secret hang out in Mt.Doom.
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