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Elróthiel · 08-03-2003, 04:10 PM

HI! I love your idea, so you better patent pending it before I nick it! (JOKE!)
Anyhoo, DON'T make the hobbits be children!!!
Instead, make them be midgets who all grew up in a town of midgets somewhere south of the border! (LOL)
Because this is gonne be in the genre of LotR, its gotta have SOME fantasy in it! So keep the Elves as Elves! They are the best, so they gotta stay! If you have no Elves, I hope your brains fall out of your head, and you slip on them and hurt yourself! (Not really! Its just a point saying I really, really like Elves!)
The Nazgúl can be diseases and infections that fly around in the air! Only they've turned solid because of something the Elves did.
The Ring can be a credit card! Its got over 15000 billion dollars in it, and so everyone wants it. Only thing is, you have to pay lots of interest every time you use it, so it doesn't really do any good. And you have to get a magical pair of scissors from Galadriel, and take it and them to Mount Dustbin where you must then cut up the One Credit Card and drop it into Mount Dustbin!

Oh! If you're making hobbits midgets, make Gimli be a short version of one of those scottish people (no offense to scottish people!) who has red hair and beard and wears kilts! Only don't have Gimli wear a kilt because that would be too disturbing for words, and I would have to kill myself somehow.

Namárie!
From
Elróthiel, the Insane Elven Goddess of Hilariosity and Laughter!

08-03-2003, 04:10 PM	#21
Elróthiel Animated Skeleton Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Heaven, where Middle-earth and Zion are fused and all the guys are sexy beasts! Posts: 43	HI! I love your idea, so you better patent pending it before I nick it! (JOKE!) Anyhoo, DON'T make the hobbits be children!!! Instead, make them be midgets who all grew up in a town of midgets somewhere south of the border! (LOL) Because this is gonne be in the genre of LotR, its gotta have SOME fantasy in it! So keep the Elves as Elves! They are the best, so they gotta stay! If you have no Elves, I hope your brains fall out of your head, and you slip on them and hurt yourself! (Not really! Its just a point saying I really, really like Elves!) The Nazgúl can be diseases and infections that fly around in the air! Only they've turned solid because of something the Elves did. The Ring can be a credit card! Its got over 15000 billion dollars in it, and so everyone wants it. Only thing is, you have to pay lots of interest every time you use it, so it doesn't really do any good. And you have to get a magical pair of scissors from Galadriel, and take it and them to Mount Dustbin where you must then cut up the One Credit Card and drop it into Mount Dustbin! Oh! If you're making hobbits midgets, make Gimli be a short version of one of those scottish people (no offense to scottish people!) who has red hair and beard and wears kilts! Only don't have Gimli wear a kilt because that would be too disturbing for words, and I would have to kill myself somehow. Namárie! From Elróthiel, the Insane Elven Goddess of Hilariosity and Laughter! __________________ Free Your Imagination. Go on. Do a drawing. It'll get you far.