For the Aragorn/Elrond one:
Elrond: The time has come for the killing of the ki- wait, what the he--y?!... where did that come in? *takes out script and flips through some pages*
Aragorn: Killing of the whaa? wait, wait, wait, wait... was there a rewrite? *snatches script* killing of the king? when did that come in? WRITERS!!!
For the Faramir/Frodo one:
Frodo: Ow!!! Papercut! Dude, Fammy, why did you have to give me those legal documents to sign saying that I will look over Gollum?! OWW!!!!
Faramir: ooh, Im sorry. erm... *rushes around* let me get you something... erm... does anyone have a band-aid?!
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