Faramir: *at the end on a speech that has plainly taken him hours to say and even longer to think of* ...And so the girl whose aunt's husband's son's third mother four times removed was a goat, walked into a pub and said "I've been waiting on that hilltop for five hours and *begins laughing* and it's been rainig and why did... why did no one meet me?" And every- everyone else said "Because we were DRINKING!" *breaks down into uncontrolable laughter*
Frodo: I have heard better jokes from the mouth of Sauron.
Sam: I don't get it.
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