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*Aragorn turns around to look at Éowyn, then rides to battle*
*Everyone is silent*
Aragorn: It's not me. I took a bath, I swear. *looks at the battlefield, sees Gimli twirling his axe, killing the last lemming*
Théoden: Well, I'll be...the midget did it.
Legolas: Hey, I shot a little doggie, too.
-----Flashback to Isengard-----
Elenrod Felagund, someone who happened to be there at that moment: OK, continue!
Saruman: Send out your Warg Riders.
*Sharkû (the Orc) snarls and growls*
Saruman: Oh, and send the fangirls, too. Just in case.
-----End flash back-----
Fangirls: viggo! orly! We luv u!!!!!!!!11 lol
Gamling: Fangiiiiiiiirls!!!!
*The fangirls pass by Gimli, and try to grab Legolas and Aragorn*
Gimil: What? None for me?
*Two fangirls grab Gimli by the beard*
Gimliluver17: Look!!!!1 Hes so cute! lol
*Gimli hacks both their heads with an axe*
Gimli: Legolas! Two!
Legolas(shooting fangirls): I'm on 17-
Gimli: What?!
Legolas: -million.
Gimli: Another: What?!
*Aragorn tries to run away from the fangirls, not realising he is no longer on solid ground, but is over the edge of the cliff
*The law of gravity takes effect*
Aragorn: It's one of those days...
Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
->Elenrod
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フェンリス鴨 ( Fenrisu Kamo)
The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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