Finally. Somebody besides me cares about this thread. THANK YOU NILPAURION FELAGUND!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Together, you and I shall keep this parody strong until the end of ROTK! Just save the Paths of the Dead for me, as I've got a nice little parody planned for that.
Theoden visits Theodred's grave
THEODEN: Symbl... smprh... simmy... whatever that stupid flower's called, how I'm supposed to keep up with these long and unpronouncable names, I sure as heck don't know, I mean I'm just not...
PJ: AHEM!
THEODEN: Oh! Right, as I was saying, long has it covered the tombs of my fathers. Now it shall cover the grave of my son. Alas that these evil days should be mine....
GANDALF: Get a grip Theoden, you didn't kill him, that slimy little Worm guy did.
THEODEN: No parent should have to bury their child.
GANDALF: He was strong in life. His spirit will find its way to the halls of your fathers.
THEODEN: *sniffle*
GANDALF: Resto harfthpmlfff, uhh, restrothing, umm, fredrath hoof, no that's not it, uhhhmmmm, *sigh* I give up! What the (censored) am I supposed to say?!
PJ: For the 1,000,000,000th time... *hands Gandalf the script*
GANDALF: OH! Right, I knew I was forgetting something...
PJ: AHEM!!!!!!!!!
GANDALF: OK, Ok!! Resto had. Ferthu, Theodred, ferthu.
*mutters* Whatever that means...
THEODEN: Oh, thank you, Gandalf!
*kiss*
*WHACK WHACK WHAM WHACK*
GANDALF: Listen, you, just because I'm played by a gay actor DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO HUMILIATE ME IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY!!!!!!
THEODEN(covered in bruises from Gandalf's staff): *whimper*
EOTHAIN & FREDA(who just arrived): *giggle giggle*
GANDALF: WHAT?! What are you kids lookin' at?! Aren't you supposed to be half dead at this point?
Next scene is where Theoden learns about the orcs in the westfold and decides to lead the people to Helm's Deep, Gandalf leaving to find Eomer, etc.
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