[Leggy, Aragorn, and Gimli approach the pile of burning orc flesh and A & G begin to paw thru as Legolas watches with disgust]
Legolas: *squeel* Ew... don't touch it!
Gimli: Look, it's one of their little belts!
Leggy: mmm, Yah, out of fashion too, defintely theirs, a gift from Galadriel, Lothlorien is so last season
Gimli: *mutters* self-centered, nancing, pretty boy elf....
Legolas: "Hiro hyn hîdh ab 'wanath."
Translation: (May all dwarves (esp. Gimli) die a fiery death in unfashionable clothing with bad hairdos, preferably beehives and mu-mu's)
[Aragorn stares at the belt and begins to cry like a little girl and suck his thumb, Gimli affectionately hands him his blankie]
Gimli: We failed them
[Aragorn looks to the side and tracks catch his attention]
Aragorn: A Hobbit lay here, and the other.
[Aragorn licks the dirt, suddenly smiles and nods knowingly]
Leggy: Was that really necessary?
[Flashback: Merry and Pippin shrug their shoulders and trot off towards Fangorn]
Aragorn: Their hands were bound.
Gimli : Kinky!
Leggy: [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
[Flashback: Merry takes some rope out of his pocket and puts it on the ground as Pippin rubs his tush in the dirt to leave his scent]
Aragorn: Their bonds were cut.
[Aragorn holds up a broken rope]
Leggy: Whats that smell?
[everyone looks at Gimli]
Gimli: He who smelt it dealt it...
Aragorn: [rolls eyes] They ran over here...
[Flashback: M&P enter fangorn and Pippin removes belt on the way in due to bloating from fab orc food]
Aragorn: Tracks lead away from the battle, into...Fangorn Forest.
[The Three look up into a very dense forest, Gimli develops a twitch, much to the annoyance of Leggy]
Gimli: *twitch* Fangorn! What madness drove them in there?
Leggy: *giggles* oohh!! *nances into Fangorn*
[ September 01, 2003: Message edited by: Cinderella ]
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