I think we skipped over a Frodo/Sam/Gollum scene back there, so here it is.
GOLLUM: It burns! It burns us It freezes! Nasty elves twisted it, curse them! Take it off us!!
FRODO: Sorry, dude, we're outta here.
*they go a few steps and are stopped by a man wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase*
SAM: Who are you?
LAWYER: I am Gollum's lawyer, and I am suing you for torturing my client with that rope.
FRODO: No! NOOOOOO! *unties Gollum*
LAWYER: That won't help. I'm still suing you. Unless you let Gollum take you to Mordor, and then feed you to a huge spider.
FRODO: Yes, yes, We'll do that! Anything but getting sued!
*the lawyer leaves*
Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli are running across the plains of Rohan.
ARAGORN: Their pace is quickened. They must have caught our scent.
*gives Gimli a death stare*
GIMLI: What? So what if I haven't had a shower for two weeks? I can't help smelling like all dwarves should!
ARAGORN: *picks up brooch* Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall.
*they run on*
*Gimli rolls off a hill to the ground*
*he hits his head on a rock and faints*
LEGOLAS: Come, Gimli! We're gaining on them!
*no answer*
LEGOLAS: Gimli?
ARAGORN: No time to stop. Keep running!
*they leave Gimli behind*
Next scene is Saruman/Orcs/Dunlendings, followed by Eothain/Freda and their mother and then Theodred's death and Eomer being banished.
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