[Oddwen]

Thank you, Leona!
Just a little tidbit here...


Arwen: ...Let him be spared...

*fuzzy hallucination of a man in sunglasses*

Agent E: "Mistur Baaagins. Surprised to see me?"

Fro: AHH!

(Airehiriel's post should be here)

*abruptly scene changes to Frodo and Sam walking slow-mo around Rivendell*

Music: la la la...all is peaceful...go to sleep...sleep would feel really good...

Director: What? Who's in charge of music?

Old Man Willow: Well I intend to have some part of this movie!

*Frodo walks past a bush and gets his hair caught in a twig. Many minutes of he and Sam getting it unstuck*

*walking wobbily on, the two are suddenly run into by hobbits carrying vegetables...didn't we already do this scene?*

Pip: Weeee'reee sooooo gllaaaadd tooooo seeee yoooouuuu uuuupp Froooooodooooooo...

Sam: Ooooohhhh noooooo weeee'reee stuuuuuck innn sloooo-moooo!!!!!!

*Bilbo runs up. Slow-mo stops, thank goodness!*

Bilbo: Frodo my lad!

Fro: Oh, Uncle Bilbo! You saved us from the evil Directors and their plot!

B: I want you to take a look at my book. It's almost finished, you know.

F: Wow...spiffy! Hey, these drawings are in crayon! THAT'S where my crayons went!

B: My dear boy...*strokes his cheek fondly* You can't play with toys all your life. *watches Merry and Pippin and Sam jump roping*

B: Ah, what the heck. You're only young once. Let's join them!

*the two run off joyfully*

Ok, and the next scene would be....Gandalf and Elrond's discussion.

Agent E *watching the hobbits jump roping*: His strength returns.

Gandy: And we missed the chance at his wallet! How many times have I told you...

AE: His wound is healed. The world of politics has no longer any appeal to him. But he may be longwinded at times.

G: Hmph. I still say...

AE: What is this you tell me of Saruman? Our list of allies grows THEEN!

G: Well, we've still got elves.

*music swells, Legolas rides in and stops abruptly. Is thrown headlong off the horse*

AE: Nope! Not on my watch! We're goin' home! Beyond the sea! Over the river and through the woods, to Valinor we go! La da de da da da la de da da da da...

G: Uhh, dwarves?

*Gimli and co. walk in grumpily*

AE: Eew, what are you? Some sort of sicko?

G: Uhhhhhhhhhhh..................Hobbits?

Hobbits still jump roping: One, two, buckle my shoe...

AE: Are you deaf as well as dumb? I SAID our list of allies grows THEEN!

G: Hmm. It seems there was another race...but no matter.

Aragorn (from the sidelines): A-HEM!

G: Hmm? Oh! Men! *cough* *in a grand voice* It is in Men we must put our trust.

AE: Men? Men are weak. Men...are a virusssss, a disease, a cancer of our planet.

G: Boy, who woke up on the wrong side of the flet this morning?

AE: I was there, Gandalf. I was there...quite a long time ago. Isildur
took the Ring.

*flashback*
Elrond: *grandly and dramatically swinging his arms* Cast it into the fire!

Isildur: *dazed deer in the headlights look*

Elrond: *even more grandly* Destroy it!

Isildur: *slow-mo* Nooo... *he walks off*

Elrond: *slow-mo* ISIIIIIIIILLLLLLDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRR!!*

*end flashback*

G: Woah, dude! You've got to stay out of those slow-mo scenes because they do NOT help at all.

AE: The world of Men is failing. It will fall into ruins. Bwahaha.

G: Yeah, but there's one guy, right? One who could reclaim the throne of Gondor?

*music swells, camera switches to man riding into Rivendell on a horse*

Boromir: Hey, this isn't Osgili-

*abrupt music stop*

Director: Wait, wait! Boromir, not yet!

B: Oh, oops. Sorry.

G: Where was I? Oh. One who could reclaim the throne of Gondor.

*music swells. Aragorn walks down some stairs slow-mo, trips on a roller skate that some careless elf left about. Continues falling in slow-mo for several minutes.*

G: Nevermind. We're all doomed.


Next scene is...the meeting between Borrums and Aragorn. Ooh, I'd like to get my claws into that... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

[ July 17, 2003: Message edited by: Oddwen ]