Sauron_the_Abhorred and Menel, I thought yours were really good. hahahaha politicians.
*Aragorn grabs Frodo and takes him near the trolls where he sets him down*
Sam: Look mr. Frodo it's Bilbo's campaign managers , that he ran into.
Aragorn: Sam, do you know what a Lawyer is?
Sam: Lawyer?
Aragorn: most people call them scum...
Sam: Scum, lawyer, ah it's a parasite
Aragorn: It may help to slow the poison.. *hands him a torch and sam runs off*
*Aragorn goes off and finds a lawyer*
*stoops to it's level (haha [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img])*
*Arwen puts her sword under his chin*
Arwen:Your talking to a Lawyer? What's this a Ranger caught off his rocker
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