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TealDude4 · 07-09-2003, 04:16 PM

Jimmy takes Frodo and the hobbits to a bedroom to keep them safe. Frodo asks Jimmy many questions.

Frodo: So... who exactly are you?

Jimmy: Ok, my name isn't really Jimmy. It was just a disguise. It's also may second job. Jimmy the Strangely Tall Clown. I use to be with the circus. I got fired today.

Frodo: The circus, huh? I think you were at Bilbo's birthday party. Weren't you the weird guy who was in the tree hidding from hobbit children with Gandalf’s sparklers?

Jimmy: *rolls his eyes in annoyance* Yes, that was me.

The other hobbits giggle like school-girls.

Jimmy: Shut up! So, those were Gandalf’s. Oh well. At least he’ll never know that I told Ragadast he would be there. *Simles maliciously*

Sam: Whats up with Gandalf and Ragadast anyway? And how do you know Gandalf? I why isn’t he here? And what is your name if we are not to call you Jimmy? And what are those hideous black creatures outside our window? *eyes Jimmy suspiciously*

Jimmy: The answer to your first question. You should never meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they get very p**sy. Your second question. Gandalf is a long time friend and companion. Your third question. I don’t know why…

Jimmy looks out the window in horror.

Jimmy: NAZGUL!!! *gives out a loud girly scream*

Jimmy picks up an M16 and starts shooting out the window with it. The Nazgul fall to the ground. They all look out the window.

Pippin: What was that?

Jimmy: They are the Nazgul. Many years ago, the Dark Lord Sauron gave to them 9 rings of power. Blinded by there greed they took them without question. Now they are slaves to his will. They will never stop hunting you, until they have the ring.

Pippin: No. I mean that. *points at the M16*

Jimmy: Oh, this? Don’t know. Found it on the ground. *uncomfortable pause* Get some sleep.

The next morning they woke up. They got a pony and are ready to go.

Merry: What do we do with the gun thingy.

Jimmy: Leave it. It may be a tool of the Dark Lord.

Merry: Ok. *looks around and hides the gun in his bag. Walks away wistling*

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07-09-2003, 04:16 PM	#15
TealDude4 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Earth Posts: 42	Jimmy takes Frodo and the hobbits to a bedroom to keep them safe. Frodo asks Jimmy many questions. Frodo: So... who exactly are you? Jimmy: Ok, my name isn't really Jimmy. It was just a disguise. It's also may second job. Jimmy the Strangely Tall Clown. I use to be with the circus. I got fired today. Frodo: The circus, huh? I think you were at Bilbo's birthday party. Weren't you the weird guy who was in the tree hidding from hobbit children with Gandalf’s sparklers? Jimmy: rolls his eyes in annoyance Yes, that was me. The other hobbits giggle like school-girls. Jimmy: Shut up! So, those were Gandalf’s. Oh well. At least he’ll never know that I told Ragadast he would be there. Simles maliciously Sam: Whats up with Gandalf and Ragadast anyway? And how do you know Gandalf? I why isn’t he here? And what is your name if we are not to call you Jimmy? And what are those hideous black creatures outside our window? eyes Jimmy suspiciously Jimmy: The answer to your first question. You should never meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they get very p*sy. Your second question. Gandalf is a long time friend and companion. Your third question. I don’t know why… Jimmy looks out the window in horror. Jimmy: NAZGUL!!! gives out a loud girly scream* Jimmy picks up an M16 and starts shooting out the window with it. The Nazgul fall to the ground. They all look out the window. Pippin: What was that? Jimmy: They are the Nazgul. Many years ago, the Dark Lord Sauron gave to them 9 rings of power. Blinded by there greed they took them without question. Now they are slaves to his will. They will never stop hunting you, until they have the ring. Pippin: No. I mean that. points at the M16 Jimmy: Oh, this? Don’t know. Found it on the ground. uncomfortable pause Get some sleep. The next morning they woke up. They got a pony and are ready to go. Merry: What do we do with the gun thingy. Jimmy: Leave it. It may be a tool of the Dark Lord. Merry: Ok. looks around and hides the gun in his bag. Walks away wistling [ July 09, 2003: Message edited by: TealDude4 ] [ July 09, 2003: Message edited by: TealDude4 ] __________________ "I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come, when the courage of men fail. And we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. This day, we fight!"