LOL! I love it!I see no reason why we cannot post more than one scene after all it is my thread. In the words of another Barrow-downer(I'm bad with names) When they yell at me I'll stop but until then I'm brutally abusing my rights! In fact I'll think I'll do the next scene just because I had so much fun with the first one.
Gandalf Arrives at Bag-End
Gandalf's cart pulls into the two cart garage at Bag-End and our lovable wizard freind exits his cart and walks importantly to the round door.
Gandalf: (KNOCKS ON THE DOOR)
Bilbo: Go away we dont want any more visitors, well wishers or distant relations.
Gandalf: What about former telemarketers only wanting to take up your valuble time?
Bilbo: Well in that case (opens the door and in seeing his freind dashes the two feet to greet him) Its wonderful to see you Magneto!Where are the other X-men?
Gandalf: Bilbo..its gandalf the wizard and I've come to bully you into giving up your ring because I have a gut feeling that it will do well on E-bay.
Biblo: My ring? Whats wrong with my ring?
Gandalf: I belive it was made by Sauron the dark lord.
Bilbo: (Begins to do a very emotional scene in which he finally decides to give up the ring but stops) Hey dosent this take place after the party.
Gandalf: Oops! your script is different compared to miune. I must have lost my rewrite. Oh here they are... continue Bilbo.
Bilbo: Oh yes... Would you like to come inside Ian? I mean Gandalf!
Gandalf: Yes I would at that. (bumps head on door and lighting fixture) OW! I've got to stop doing that. So how do you feel?
Bilbo: Not well i feel like Soy butter scraped over too much whole wheat bread.
Gandalf: That is serious.
Biblo: Whats more I feel my ring has something to do with it.
Gandalf: DUH! I've known that for yea...(interupted by a knock on the door)
Bilbo: I'm not at home! All the Sackville Bagginses want is the house and I'll see that they dont get it! ALl in all Gandalf it will be a very interesting Party!(blows a smoke ship out of his ear)
Well whoever wishes to may pick it up with The party scene
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