The Balrog is *so* misunderstood. Picture the scene: you're sitting in your cosy little stone cavern far under the ground having tea and cakes with some of your orc chums when some bozo throws a big old stone down a well and disturbs your peace. Well, being a ferocius fell beast he did what any ferocius fell beast would do. How can you blame him??? How???
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'What news from the South, O sighing wind, do you bring to me at eve?
Where now is Boromir the Fair? He tarries and I grieve.'
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