Ah, Evil. What a boring world this would be without a few bad guys to bring out the good in everything else! My tribute to the bad guys (or at least a few of them)
Melkor: all he wanted to do was sing counter-point! And he rid the world of so many Elves... nasty nancing little devils...
Sauron: ambition is very important!
Saruman: he's got that grooming thing down very well. Must have a schedule; hair straightening: 10:30, manicure: 11:00.
Sackville-Bagginses: Bilbo had too many spoons anyway.
Balrogs: the inspiration for flashlights.
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