Guy in the background: ...and do you know what I said to him? I said: You have no right to speak to me like that! I am a soldier of Gondor and could strike you down in a second! *takes a swig of his drink* And then he ran off into the night screaming like a girl!
Denethor: *thinking to self* I remember when I used to show off to all my enemies. "Enemies!" I'd say, "One day, I'll be able to cut your head off with a word!" Ahh, those were the days...
Boromir: *thinking to self* Note to self, next time someone starts a finght with me, play the "I'm a commander of the Gondorian army" card...
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