*giggles* Smeaglies and Deaglies? Nice.
Deagol: Awesome! Lookit this shiny ring I got!
Smeagol: Cool! That's--oh my gawd.
Deagol: What? What is it?
Smeagol: Oh my gawd. There's a humongous bug on your back!!
Deagol: WHAT?!? Get it off, get it off!
Smeagol: Okay, wait. Hold on...wait...almost...wait, I think I got it...YOINK!!
*Smeagol grabs the ring and runs away*
Deagol: DID YOU GET THE BUG OFF MY BACK AT LEAST?!
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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