"No! You simply cannot borrow this shirt! It's SATIN, Bilbo! SATIN!! Pippin borrowed my other one and now it's ruined! What makes you think I'm going to give you this one to wear? Hmm? Oh, look now one of my buttons popped off. You've agitated them! LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!"
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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