[Lostgaeriel]

The Tax Man adapted as The Axe Dwarf
(sung by Gimli to Legolas at the battle of Helm’s Deep)

Let me tell you how it will be,
That’s one for you, nineteen for me,
‘Cos I’m the Axe Dwarf,
Yeah, I’m the Axe Dwarf.
Should my stature appear too small,
Be thankful I don’t kill them all,
‘Cos I’m the Axe Dwarf,
Yeah, I’m the Axe Dwarf.
If you shoot an orc, I’ll hack his feet,
If you get one hit, I’ll slash more - three,
If you get real bold, I won’t retreat,
If you pierce two more, I’ll axe thirteen.
Axe Dwarf.
‘Cos I’m the Axe Dwarf,
Yeah, I’m the Axe Dwarf.
Don’t ask me to stop killing orcs
(Axe Dwarf Gimli Gloin’s son)
If you don’t want to play no more
(Axe Dwarf - not Greenleaf),
‘Cos I’m the Axe Dwarf,
Yeah, I’m the Axe Dwarf.
Now my advice for Elves who play,
Declare the goblins you have slain,
‘Cos I’m the Axe Dwarf,
Yeah, I’m the Axe Dwarf.
And you’re playing ‘gainst no-one but me,
Axe Dwarf.

[ July 23, 2003: Message edited by: Lostgaeriel ]