When I get a huge homework assignment:
"Why do you lay these troubles on an already troubled mind?"
When my uncle was cooking a fish:
"Stupid fat hobbit! Spoiling nice fish... Give it to us raw, and wriggling! You keep nasty chips!" (I then threw a bag of potato chips at him)
When I was eating potatoes and my cousin (who looks like Gollum, by the way) asked me, "What's that?":
"Po-tay-toes! Fry 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew..."
When my sister was being a snot about me losing a game:
"Your time will come."
When someone really ticks me off:
"Idiot! Go and be a toy!"
(OK, it's not LotR, but it is Tolkien!)
hehehe, quoting is so fun! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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