After racking my brain for a few minutes and bursting a major blood vein in my neck, I came up with a good one.
TTT, Sam and Frodo are taken by faramir.
Frodo- We shouldn't be here.
Sam- You're right, this never happened in the book, it's all Peter Jackson's fault if we get killed here... And I'm sure my old gaffer would have a thing or two to say about this cinematic indiscrepancy if he were here....
Strange voice- Oh but I am little samwise...
Frodo- It can't be....
Sam- Gaffer...
Gaffer gamgee- Yes! It is I, gaffer gamgee, and I have a very important message for you, Frodo...
Frodo- I don't have to take the ring to mordor?
Gaffer Gamgee- No you idiot. I. Am. Your. Father.
Frodo- Really?
Gaffer Gamgee- No, i'm a fruit bowl.
Frodo- Okay then.
Gaffer- That was supposed to be sarcasm.
Sam- I like fruit
Faramir's voice- Who are you two hobbits talking to in that room?
Frodo- Nobody.
Sam- A fruitbowl.
Gaffer Gamgee- *shakes head in disgust*
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