At Helm's Deep, right before Aragorn orders the archers inside the Deep to fire.
Aragorn: FIRE!!!!!
(All the archers in the tower fire. Suddenly, everyone starts snickering.)
Aragorn: What? What? We're in the middle of a bloody battle to save our bloody lives! What is so funny?!?!?!
Legolas: Um.... Aragorn... buddy... pal... I don't know how to say this to you, but a few of those arrows sliced off the seat of your leggings. And, well, I don't think Arwen meant for you to wear those baby-blue boxers she embroidered in the middle of a battle.
Aragorn: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *runs off into the Tower and changes*
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.
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