I was thinking really weird a while back:
At the Prancing Pont:
(Merry comes to the table carrying a big mug.)
Pippin: What's that?
Merry: This my friend, is an Elf.
{Mug of beer turns into a very upset looking Legolas)
Pippin: It comes in elves? I'm getting one.
Sam: Um...
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Do not trifle with Dragons, as you are small, and crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.
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