Scene: URUK-HAI WITH MERRY AND PIPPIN IN ROHAN.
URUK-HAI: What do you smell?
2nd Uruk-hai: Manflesh...
Off to the side of the track you see Steve Irwin edging closely foward, he is not hidden very well as he is hiding behind a rock. (Though Steve reckons the Uruks cant see him.)
Steve (narrating): Now these are among the most dangerous creatures in all of Middle Earth... This mob belong to Saruman!
1st Uruk-Hai with the hobbits: Who is that idiot?
2nd Uruk: Steve Irwin...
Steve: (Uruks approach) NOW! look at this little beauty!!! He want to come play with uncle Stevie!
**Uruk puicks him up by the throat..**
Steve: Now look at him go, the wildness in his eyes tells us he means business...
Uruk picks him p and knocks him against the rock so he is knocked out.
Uruk: That guy really annoys me...
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"Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~
~My lord, Éomer~
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