You don't need to pant insanely, Lily B, have you recovered yet?
*At Helm's Deep*
PJ: Legolas you're at the wrong end of the wall, they're gonna blow it up in a minute!
*Legolas starts running to the other end. Wall blows up underneath him as he runs*
Legolas: *In mud puddle with rubble all around him, legs in the air, hair singed and on end* Ouch! *Suddenly* Noooooooooooo! My hair!!!!! *Bursts into tears*
Another one from my brother:
*At Helm's Deep*
*Legolas is on the walls and suddenly realises he has no arrows. Or indeed a quiver*
Legolas: Huh?
Gimli: *Sneaking away with quiver and arrows* These will get a pretty penny on Ebay!
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"You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh *leans sideways*"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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