| 
 
			
			You don't need to pant insanely, Lily B, have you recovered yet?
 *At Helm's Deep*
 
 PJ: Legolas you're at the wrong end of the wall, they're gonna blow it up in a minute!
 *Legolas starts running to the other end. Wall blows up underneath him as he runs*
 Legolas: *In mud puddle with rubble all around him, legs in the air, hair singed and on end* Ouch! *Suddenly* Noooooooooooo! My hair!!!!! *Bursts into tears*
 
 Another one from my brother:
 
 *At Helm's Deep*
 
 *Legolas is on the walls and suddenly realises he has no arrows. Or indeed a quiver*
 Legolas: Huh?
 Gimli: *Sneaking away with quiver and arrows* These will get a pretty penny on Ebay!
 
				__________________"You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh *leans sideways*"
 
 Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
 |